With some keen interest and focus you could turn your talents into a lucrative buisness my friend, amazing site and good work. Props to you cap'n

Wow, alan....impressive use of such a simple program...your knowlege transcends my own!

Take it easy!

Vhs health buddy...
--Jeff

Alan, awesome site, I could never imagine doing something this complicated. Wonderful job, youre very talented. See you at school. Nick

Alan, superb site. Hope you can help me do some crazy divs on mine! :)

Yeah, so here are some of my latest bad poems (some of them aren't so bad but eh):)
A young man with two eyes of blue
Dreamed he was eating a roo.
He awoke and sat up
He partook his sup
And found it was terribly true.

There once was a man with zeal
Who decided to prepare his meal.
He chipped down a stone
Completely alone
And voila! He invented the wheel!

I wish, oh how I wish
For the head of a fish
For my cat to enjoy and consume.
But it is far more likely
That she fiercely strike me
And I fall on the floor with a Boom.

Hey alan! Nice site...do all of your pictures go here? lol I hope none of me are here! I am the least photogenic person in the universe...:P bye

hi alan.
at first i didnt care but now that you made me
look at your site
i still dont care
im kidding.
sorta.
actually i think it could be better
now this is just constructive critisism here
i spelled that wrong
but i think this site would be about
um
a million and a half times better!
if
you had less pictures of me looking
FAT.

luv,
meG

Hey there's no "undecided" on the gender option ;) jm. hey this is great. love the photos. heh i look good in an orange jumpsuit. good thing, too. i'd hate to look crappy when i turn, oh, what would you say, twenty five 'till i'm in the assylum or penitentiary? yeh i think that'd be a good guess. lol but hey i love everything that you've done, and all in notepad, too. i'm impressed. heh all i can do is make your computer do endless loops while cussing you out in eight billion languages. but this is much cooler.

Nice site Alan. One problem though, not enough pictures of me. :)

Me like pie.